Broncos’ rookie quarterback Tim Tebow got his wig snapped into a Friar Tuck cut from some of his veteran teammates during training camp hazing.
Broncos’ rookie quarterback Tim Tebow got his wig snapped into a Friar Tuck cut from some of his veteran teammates during training camp hazing.
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Buy Jockey and praise God
No word yet if the underwear comes with scripture stitched into the lining.
Knowing Tebow’s cult-like status may dry up the market for product endorsements, others stars rushed to sign deals on Tuesday including: Lady Gaga and Derma Blend, Elton John and the new Island Splash Fragrance Douche from Summer’s Eve and Madonna will become the official spokesperson for adopting African babies.
Rumors have it that a competing underwear company will sign the rookie quarterback with the best ass in football: Colt McCoy.
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Ever since the conclusion of the college football season, NFL scouts and talent evaluators have been measuring, testing, poking, prodding and fingering — well ok maybe not fingering — draft eligible football players, for the purposes of evaluating their draft value and potential.
Over the same time period, I’ve been busy evaluating the same athletes, but using a slightly different scale.
While ESPN analysts like Mel Kiper and Todd McShay are developing their latest NFL Mock Drafts, I’ve been sifting through hundreds of photos and bios, with both hands
, to determine who belongs in the SportsFags’ 2010 Jock NFL Draft. Our jock draft board consists of the hottest 32 draft eligible players, not drafted based on position or team need but rather on who’s the hottest.
Enjoy the first ten selections:
Riley Skinner was also featured in our SportsFags’ 2009 Top 25 College Football Hottie Review
Tim Tebow was also featured in our SportsFags’ 2009 Top 25 College Football Hottie Review.
The SportsFags’ 2010 2nd Annual Jock NFL Draft: Picks 11-20
The SportsFags’ 2010 2nd Annual Jock NFL Draft: Picks 21-32
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The Top 5
The top five quarterbacks are in no particular order: Oklahoma’s Sam Bradford, Texas’ Colt McCoy, Florida’s Tim Tebow, Central Michigan’s Dan Lefevour and Notre Dame’s Jimmy Clausen, with only Clausen yet to complete a pro day.
Colt McCoy and the rest of his Longhorn buddies wrapped up Texas Pro Day on Wednesday. McCoy looked great (McCoy and Shipley Pro-Day photos), throwing in public for the first time since the shoulder injury he suffered in the BCS title game, he completed all 55 of his passes to Jordan Shipley and former Longhorn Quan Cosby. By the way, Shipley looked great in his undies as well.
Jimmy Clausen, recovering from foot surgery in January, will have his own Pro Day at Notre Dame on April 9. Tebow, Bradford and LeFevour have all completed their workouts for the NFL scouts.
Potential Suitors for the Top 5 Quarterbacks
Florida head coach Urban Meyer is definitely back and in charge of the Gator football program. Earlier this year Meyer announced he would step down due to health reasons, only to take it back the next day. Meyer took some time off but returned to the Gator program earlier this month.
Recently a reporter quoted a Gator wide receiver as saying new Gator QB John Brantley was a ‘real quaterback’, Meyer took exception with the reporter after practice for publishing the quote dissing his man crush, Tim Tebow.
Seriously Urban, you don’t need to care so much. He’s the same coach who tried to excommunicate former Gator quarterback Shane Matthews a few years ago for criticizing the Gators’ offense. Say coach, where’s the example you are supposed to be setting for young men?
Maybe this explains why your players try to gouge out the eyes of opposing players. Ever heard of ‘turn the other cheek’ Urban? Maybe it should’ve been one of these bible verses Tebow famously wore on his eye black.
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Odd Balls Region Match ups
#1 Kayne Lawton vs #16 Colt Brennan
#2 Nick Youngquest vs #15 Adrian Peterson
#3 Brady Quinn vs #14 Jason Taylor
#4 Daniel Conn vs #13 Daniel Carter
#5 Sandor Earl vs #12 Tim Tebow
#6 Reggie Bush vs #11 Michael Sullivan
#7 Eric Decker vs #10 Andrew Welsh
#8 Justin Sherman vs #9 Riley Cooper
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The Odd Balls Region of the 2010 March Hotness Tournament is composed of 16 of the hottest male athletes currently playing with odd shaped balls.
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Tebow's vertical leap His vertical jump of 38½ inches tied for best of any quarterback in combine history.
So as the NFL’s 2010 combine shut down, we were bombarded with a wide range of opinions on when, where and if Tim Tebow should be drafted.
The Gator Offense
There’s little question that the offense run by Urban Meyer at Florida retards the growth of quarterbacks who would be better prepared for the NFL had they played in a pro-style offense. Yes, there are some teams, most notably the Miami Dolphins, who are seriously adopting the run-first options of the spread offense but most NFL teams are slow to adopt what they refer to as a ‘gimmick offense’.
Tebow’s NFL Prospects
Will Tebow be drafted? Of course. Where will he go? No one knows because there are so many different opinions on what to do with him. I’ve witnessed many highly-rated Gator quarterbacks who fail in the NFL; Danny Wuerffel, Shane Matthews and Rex Grossman to name a few. Yet, who in their right mind would place their bets against Tim Tebow? Love him or hate him, you can’t deny his success on the field. And I don’t doubt for a minute that he will do whatever it takes to become an NFL quarterback.
Is he ready now? Absolutely not. But, if you’re a team with an established veteran quarterback with an above average quarterback coach, then why wouldn’t you take a chance on Tebow? I wouldn’t bet against him.
I’m thinking the Patriots, Packers and Vikings would be a good fit for Tebow and, although it may just be the worst place for him to land, don’t count out Raider’s owner Al Davis making a play for Timmy.
And for those of you who are here just to see some hot shirtless photos of Tebow, there you go.
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Today a CBS spokesman informed representatives of the gay dating site mancrunch.com that their Super Bowl ad space is sold out and therefore they will not be able to air the gay dating sites’ 30-second $2.5M ad.
CORRECTION/UPDATE: Per CBS spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs
“After reviewing the ad, which is entirely commercial in nature, our standards and practices department decided not to accept this particular spot,” CBS spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs told CNN. “We are always open to working with a client on alternative submissions.”
CBS has every right to broadcast whatever they see as fit for their audience. Is it right? No it’s business.
However, each company also must deal with the consequences of their actions; gay groups and supporters have every right to voice their opinion and vote with their wallet, or in this case their eyeballs. I see this as comparable to when the Dixie Chicks voiced their disapproval of George Bush while on tour overseas; they have the right to express whatever opinion they want to, but don’t act like a victim when the consequences of your actions roll around.
Another thing to consider is that CBS rejects ads based on several arbitrary factors so I wouldn’t be too quick to judge until we get the full story. However, it does strike me as odd that CBS also rejected the United Church of Christ ad promoting a more liberal view of an all accepting god/church while choosing to air the Tim Tebow Fuckus on the Family anti-abortion ad.
We will never know the full story on this one but it does appear that CBS ‘has sum splaining to do’ and the gay and pro-life communities are free to react however they feel is necessary. That’s what makes our country great, this isn’t Iran.
As far as mancrunch.com is concerned I feel somewhat skeptical about letting this little known website — as is ours — be the torch bearer for our rights. IMHO they knew the rejection of this ad would garner lots of press attention and traffic.
To me it would be a totally different story if CBS rejected an ad for say moveon.org, oh wait a minute they already have. CBS you really do have some splaining to do on the arbitrary nature of your selection process.
I understand most straight men are OK with gays as long as we are not all up in their grill about it, so I see this as a glass half-full publicity stunt/’controversy’. Could you imagine any gay business even considering buying ad time just ten years ago? Hells No!
So is this ad for real or is this website in it just for the publicity? Who knows, but I do know this; we have come a long way just to get to this point.
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For obvious reasons one of my favorite things to fantasize about is the weigh-in at the NFL’s annual combine in February. Hot, young, muscled, college-football jocks stripping down to their sponsored underwear and stepping on the scale, while bi-curious NFL scouts and coaches snap photos; soon to be hidden in some obscure file on their personal laptop, viewed only when the ‘no-balls-and-chain’ is asleep.
Isn’t America great? As far as spring rituals go, the NFL combine’s weigh-in is right up there with pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training. Yet with the NFL combine just weeks away those horned up guys at the NFL offices couldn’t wait, so they scheduled a preliminary pageant at the Senior Bowl in Mobile on Monday.Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining at all. I just find it somewhat odd that these ‘straight’ old dudes need/want to see these guys in their underwear twice within six weeks. Really?!? How much is gonna change in sex, er I mean six week?
No wonder we haven’t had an NFL coach or scout come out of the closet, they have all this free soft porn. And just like in any real-life group sex scene, as soon as the hotties get down to underwear there’s always the creepy, Jeff Foxworthy dude trying to get in on the action.
For more college football jocks you can check out out 2009 Top 25 College Football Hotties Review.
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