For obvious reasons one of my favorite things to fantasize about is the weigh-in at the NFL’s annual combine in February. Hot, young, muscled, college-football jocks stripping down to their sponsored underwear and stepping on the scale, while bi-curious NFL scouts and coaches snap photos; soon to be hidden in some obscure file on their personal laptop, viewed only when the ‘no-balls-and-chain’ is asleep.

Lee Tiffin behind Tim Tebow, it's OK to look down at that ass Lee.

Lee Tiffin behind Tim Tebow, it's OK to look down at that ass Lee.

Isn’t America great? As far as spring rituals go, the NFL combine’s weigh-in is right up there with pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training. Yet with the NFL combine just weeks away those horned up guys at the NFL offices couldn’t wait, so they scheduled a preliminary pageant at the Senior Bowl in Mobile on Monday.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining at all. I just find it somewhat odd that these ‘straight’ old dudes need/want to see these guys in their underwear twice within six weeks. Really?!? How much is gonna change in sex, er I mean six week?

No wonder we haven’t had an NFL coach or scout come out of the closet, they have all this free soft porn. And just like in any real-life group sex scene, as soon as the hotties get down to underwear there’s always the creepy, Jeff Foxworthy dude trying to get in on the action.

For more college football jocks you can check out out 2009 Top 25 College Football Hotties Review.

You might be a redneck if you cut a Fuckus on the Family commercial.

You might be a redneck if you cut a Fuckus on the Family commercial.


Terrence Cody as Tyler Perry's Madea, I Can Be Fat All On My Own.

Terrence Cody as Tyler Perry's Madea, I Can Be Fat All On My Own.


Damn Ole Miss RB Dexter McCluster is fine.

Damn Ole Miss RB Dexter McCluster is fine.