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Championship Weekend Predictions

This weekend’s smorgasbord of championship football continues tonight and by Sunday evening the entire bowl lineup will be crystal clear. Who’s playing who, when, where and on what channel, my predictions and the hottie alerts below. It’s everything a gay college football fan needs to know.

MAC – Ohio vs. Central Michigan
8:00 PM ET, December 4, 2009
Ford Field , DETROIT, MI
TV – ESPN2

Prediction: Central Michigan 40 – Ohio 30
Hottie Alert: CMU QB Dan Lefevour

Big East – Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh
12:00 PM ET, December 5, 2009
Heinz Field , PITTSBURGH, PA
TV – ABC

Prediction: Pittsburgh 28 – Cincinnati 27

C-USA – Houston vs. East Carolina
12:00 PM ET, December 5, 2009
Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium , GREENVILLE, NC
TV – ESPN2

Prediction: East Carolina 45 – Houston 41

SEC – Florida vs. Alabama
4:00 PM ET, December 5, 2009
Georgia Dome , ATLANTA, GA
TV – CBS

Prediction: Florida 24 – Alabama 13
Hottie Alert: Gator QB Tim Tebow and WR Riley Cooper

Big 12 – Texas vs. Nebraska
8:00 PM ET, December 5, 2009
Cowboys Stadium, ARLINGTON, TX
TV – ABC

Prediction: Texas 31 – Nebraska 13
Hottie Alert: Texas QB Colt McCoy and WR Jordan Shipley

ACC – Georgia Tech vs. Clemson
8:00 PM ET, December 5, 2009
Raymond James Stadium , TAMPA, FL
TV – ESPN

Prediction: Clemson 30 – Georgia Tech 27
Hottie Alert – Georgia Tech Safety Cooper Taylor and Clemson QB Tajh Boyd

McCoy’s Heisman Claim

Like it or not, when it comes to the Heisman trophy presentation lately there are two categories of winners, quarterbacks and non-quarterbacks. Unfortunately Heisman trophy voters have never voted in the true spirit of the award which is supposed to be rewarded annually to the most outstanding player in college football regardless of their position.

In reality the unspoken criteria goes a little something like this:

1. Must be a junior or senior
2. Must be an offensive skill position player
3. Must play in a BCS conference on a highly ranked team. True even before the advent of the current BCS system.
4. Must play in at least three nationally televised contests against other BCS opponents
5. Preferably, be a quarterback.

Tebow won the Heisman as a sophomore.

Tebow won the Heisman as a sophomore.

Of course there have been exceptions to these unspoken guidelines like when Charles Woodson of Michigan became the first ever true defensive player to win the award in 1997 and even he played some at wide receiver, Tim Tebow won as a sophomore in 2007 and both Ty Detmer and Andrew Ware won from non-BCS programs, BYU and Houston, in 1989 and ‘90.

From 1973-’83 there was a run of 11 straight running backs but with 8 of the last 9 awards going to quarterbacks, the preferences of Heisman voters has clearly moved over to the signal callers.

Colt McCoy hot both on the field and off

Colt McCoy hot both on the field and off

So understanding how the award is ‘really’ determined I have no doubt that Colt McCoy has just wrapped up the 2009 Heisman trophy. Over the past month McCoy has been outstanding while leading the Longhorns to wins over Oklahoma State, Kansas and in-state rival texas A&M, all on national television.

Of the two candidates who meet the unspoken criteria listed above (Colt McCoy and Tim Tebow), McCoy is having a slightly better statistical season than Florida’s Tebow, and if it stays close the voters are more likely to reward McCoy his first trophy knowing Tebow won the award just two years ago.

McCoy’s Heisman Moment Against A&M
On the ground and through the air, McCoy accounted for 479 yards of total offense including a career-best 175 rushing yards and five touchdowns against Texas A&M. It was the third-highest individual total in school history, trailing only Vince Young’s 506 yards against Oklahoma State in 2005 and his own 483-yard performance against Central Florida earlier this year.

For the season he’s 310/432 (71.8%) for 3300 yards with 29 TDs and just 9 interceptions. With the Longhorns on the verge of playing for the national championship, McCoy is the best candidate left standing.

Like it or not, it’s Colt McCoy’s trophy this year.

McCoy and Shipley Take On Reesing

With a win Saturday against Kansas, or next Thursday against rival Texas A&M, Texas wraps up the Big 12 South title and will face the winner of this week’s Nebraska / Kansas State game in the Big 12 championship.

Kansas is in turmoil both on the field and off. The Jayhawks have lost five straight and only once this season have held an opponent to less than 30 points. Former players are speaking out against uncomfortably named head coach Mark Mangino’s (real close to mangina, like vagina) verbal abuse.

The Longhorns are on a roll and Colt McCoy has the next four games to make a statement for the Heisman Trophy. McCoy’s roommate and fellow hottie Jordan Shipley will return to kickoff duties this week following the suspension of D.J. Monroe. I expect Texas to roll and possibly cover as 28-point favorites.

It’s a night game which gives us gay sports fans a much better look at Colt McCoy’s ass through those Texas football pants. And while Colt’s bubble butt looks mighty meaty, don’t forget to get a look at Jordan Shipley’s muscular ass as well. I don’t know which one I prefer more?

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Butt my favorite hottie in this game may just be Kansas quarterback Tood Reesing, seen here boozing it up Jay Cutler style.

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Florida and Texas take care of business

Florida and Texas appear to be gathering momentum as they roll through the most difficult portions of their 2009 schedule. Led by Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy, much was expected of the offenses, however, the Longhorns and Gators are making some noise on the defensive side of the ball.

Tim Tebow surpassed Herschel Walker's SEC record for most rushing touchdowns

Tim Tebow surpassed Herschel Walker's SEC record for most rushing touchdowns

On Saturday the Gators held Georgia to less than 300 yards and forced four turnovers. The previous week, against Mississippi State, the Gators allowed only 237 yards and forced three more turnovers. In it’s last three games, Texas, has faced three potent offenses (Oklahoma, Missouri and Oklahoma State) and surrendered a total of 34 points.

With Alabama struggling offensively, the bye week could not have come at a better time for the Tide. However, Greg McElroy, isn’t Tebow or McCoy, and he doesn’t have the offensive weapons the Gators and Longhorns are able to deploy. With games remaining against LSU and at Auburn, I don’t expect Alabama to stay undefeated.

Iowa, TCU, Cincinnati and possibly a once-beaten LSU team could slip into the BCS title game under the right circumstances but most college football fans, without an allegiance to one of those teams, is looking forward to a match up of the Longhorns and Gators. I don’t think it’s an over stating things to say that, if it happens, Tebow versus McCoy will be this generation’s Magic Johnson versus Larry Bird. The two best teams led by college football’s two biggest stars.

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Top 25 College Football Hottie Preview – #23 Colt McCoy’s Ass

He’s The Real McCoy alright. Not since the Marlboro Man has there been a better named Texan than Colt McCoy.

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An often-cited story relates to McCoy’s birth: his parents were from Texas but his father, Brad McCoy, was working just across the Texas border in Hobbs, New Mexico. Brad McCoy reportedly brought a shoe-box of Texas dirt to the hospital and slid it under the bed so that McCoy could be born “over Texas soil”. The story may or may not be true, as his father has chosen to “plead the fifth” when asked to confirm it.

Is there any truth to the rumor that Colt and Tim Tebow were fraternal twins separated at birth? OK, that seems ridiculous but consider how much these two have in common from their leadership abilities and football accomplishments to their faith in god. How does a Heisman trophy candidate manage school, football, faith and all of the volunteer activities at the same time? Obviously, he’s not doing what I did in college, drink, gamble on sports and pretend to like women.

colt_mccoy16McCoy spends three days a week reading to elementary school children and tutoring underprivileged children. And in 2006, Colt McCoy swam 300 yards across a lake to help save the life of a man who was having a seizure on a small dock across the lake. Do you think as a baby, was he put into a small spacecraft and sent to earth by his father Jor-El? Seriously, someone needs to see if he’s dating a girl named Lois and majoring in journalism at UT.

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With his resume of off the field activities it’s easy to overlook what he does on the field. Barring injury in 2009 he will battle Tebow and Bradford each week for Heisman Trophy consideration. The three way battle will continue in 2010 as we cover who’s going #1 in next years NFL draft.

He’s known for having the best arm in football, and I would add the finest ass in the NCAA. We’ve all seen QBs who look better shirtless but look at his ass in those Texas see through pants. Hook ‘em!

Just imagine his ‘longhorn’ roaming around free in there while he’s on the field. You can almost read the brand on his jock strap through those pants. And look at the junk in the pic below.

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I don’t know about you but I’m excited to watch McCoy battle for the Heisman and can’t remember a year when college football has had three leaders of such good character as McCoy, Bradford and Tebow.

And for all of you ass men, enjoy the season.

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Ass-less photo’s of Colt McCoy
Some non-ass shots, including a hot, tanned McCoy shirtless at the lake.

Colt McCoy shirtless and tanned

Colt McCoy shirtless and tanned


Colt McCoy shirtless and boating

Colt McCoy shirtless and boating


Colt McCoy driving the boat

Colt McCoy driving the boat


Colt McCoy at the Lake

Colt McCoy at the Lake


Colt McCoy shows off his tight body and guns

Colt McCoy shows off his tight body and guns

Chase Daniels talks about Colt’s Ass

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