He’s The Real McCoy alright. Not since the Marlboro Man has there been a better named Texan than Colt McCoy.

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An often-cited story relates to McCoy’s birth: his parents were from Texas but his father, Brad McCoy, was working just across the Texas border in Hobbs, New Mexico. Brad McCoy reportedly brought a shoe-box of Texas dirt to the hospital and slid it under the bed so that McCoy could be born “over Texas soil”. The story may or may not be true, as his father has chosen to “plead the fifth” when asked to confirm it.

Is there any truth to the rumor that Colt and Tim Tebow were fraternal twins separated at birth? OK, that seems ridiculous but consider how much these two have in common from their leadership abilities and football accomplishments to their faith in god. How does a Heisman trophy candidate manage school, football, faith and all of the volunteer activities at the same time? Obviously, he’s not doing what I did in college, drink, gamble on sports and pretend to like women.

colt_mccoy16McCoy spends three days a week reading to elementary school children and tutoring underprivileged children. And in 2006, Colt McCoy swam 300 yards across a lake to help save the life of a man who was having a seizure on a small dock across the lake. Do you think as a baby, was he put into a small spacecraft and sent to earth by his father Jor-El? Seriously, someone needs to see if he’s dating a girl named Lois and majoring in journalism at UT.

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With his resume of off the field activities it’s easy to overlook what he does on the field. Barring injury in 2009 he will battle Tebow and Bradford each week for Heisman Trophy consideration. The three way battle will continue in 2010 as we cover who’s going #1 in next years NFL draft.

He’s known for having the best arm in football, and I would add the finest ass in the NCAA. We’ve all seen QBs who look better shirtless but look at his ass in those Texas see through pants. Hook ‘em!

Just imagine his ‘longhorn’ roaming around free in there while he’s on the field. You can almost read the brand on his jock strap through those pants. And look at the junk in the pic below.

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I don’t know about you but I’m excited to watch McCoy battle for the Heisman and can’t remember a year when college football has had three leaders of such good character as McCoy, Bradford and Tebow.

And for all of you ass men, enjoy the season.

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Ass-less photo’s of Colt McCoy
Some non-ass shots, including a hot, tanned McCoy shirtless at the lake.

Colt McCoy shirtless and tanned

Colt McCoy shirtless and tanned


Colt McCoy shirtless and boating

Colt McCoy shirtless and boating


Colt McCoy driving the boat

Colt McCoy driving the boat


Colt McCoy at the Lake

Colt McCoy at the Lake


Colt McCoy shows off his tight body and guns

Colt McCoy shows off his tight body and guns

Chase Daniels talks about Colt’s Ass

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